I just received my quarterly binge order of sportscards from Burbank and this gem is one of my favorites. As soon as I saw this card online, I imagined Kevin Lockett’s mom responding like an upset parent receiving bad fifth grade school photos:

“What’s this? I got you all made up for your rookie card photo shoot and this is what you come home with? What’s wrong with you? How am I supposed to send this to your relatives and tell them you’re a professional football player? Call Upper Deck right now and ask them for a re-do.”