“Is he still behind me? I don’t care, just hurry up and take the picture. I need to get out of here. Briley started talking my ear off after a Spring Training game and I told him we’d hang out sometime just to shut him up and now he won’t leave me alone.”

During Spring Training in 1992, Expos manager Tom Runnells informed Darren Reed that he was on the bubble for the Opening Day roster. What the skipper didn’t know was that Reed was willing to do anything to avoid a summer in Indianapolis.

…Anything.